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Ironthentic

To be authentically ironic.
The Onion is the most ironthentic news source.
by Ganondox December 19, 2024
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IronWick

A gay white man who likes little boys. This white man has a dick size of about 0.1 millimeter. This white man is about 4’10 little short man…
That IronWick needs to be stopped
by Pesidenlolly January 26, 2025
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Ironwick

A gay white man who likes little boys. This white man has a dick size of about 0.1 millimeter. This white man is about 4’10 little short man…
That IronWick needs to be stopped
by Pesidenlolly January 26, 2025
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Ironblush

Ironblush

noun/adjective: someone whose self is forged in tension—iron of resistance, blush of feeling; a nonbinary lover of masculinity who refuses to fracture into binaries
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“Too soft for steel, too sharp for roses.”
Ironblush is not a contradiction but a welded truth. A body that resists softness only because softness has been used against it. A soul that clings to masculinity not to be masculine, but because it smells like safety, like smoke, like a promise not to be made into girl again. They love in structure and instinct—love in edges, love in armor, love in the heat beneath both.
by EzraDean July 18, 2025
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irony-teen

noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/

Definition: A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying soyjak meme in the main chat

Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when no vegan options" one

Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit...

Marcus: what happened?

Jake: look at this... "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"

Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean

Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme

Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"

Tyler: should I delete it?

Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour

Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a soyjak just be sad without someone making it into performance art

Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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irony-teen

noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/

A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying wojak meme in the main chat

Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one

Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?

Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"

Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean

Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme

Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"

Tyler: should I delete it?

Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour

Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art

Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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irony cult

A community that is obsessed with a character or property specifically because it is widely perceived as mediocre or unfunny by the general public, and thus enjoy it ironically as a joke.

Not to be confused with a fandom, which engages with the character or property in its intended fashion.
-"Wow, look at this weird art I found of Shrek making out with Garfield!"
-"Eww, those irony cults come up with the weirdest shit."
by JustSparky August 4, 2025
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