hot rodney

Getting a beej while taking a shit. It's also called a blumpkin.

Federline never goes to bed without first getting a nice hot rodney from Britney. Don't tell him how to live.

by BillGZ January 10, 2006

hot mom

Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.

Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom.
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!

by FriendsFan2005 April 5, 2010

Hot Lewi

A hot lewis is actually the opposite of a hot carl. In this case you take a shit on the girls face THEN wrap it in seran wrap .

my girlfriend wouldnt give me a BJ so i waited for her to goto sleep then i gave her a hot lewis!

by chilo April 22, 2006

retarded hot

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)

Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!

by Hardryv August 15, 2006

Hot-Dogging

When a guy places and then thrusts his dick (hot dog) between a chick's ass cheeks (buns) - similar to titty fucking) - there is no penetration; just add mayo (cum); works best when the chick has a lot of "junk in the trunk"

How many guys have been Hot-Dogging with Kim Kardashian?

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

hot topic

a store where people can shop at. it sells mostly clothing that is "dark" or "punk" it is a good place to buy band gear, and clothes/pins/whatever about a televison show or a movie. you can also buy hair stuff and black makeup there. and sometimes they have cool blankets and such. (i got a really fuzzy faerie blanket from there for chirstmas, i love it.)

hot topic is just another clothing store.

by kennie June 1, 2006

Hot Dogging

When a man sticks his weirner between a girls buns. Which resembles a hot dog

Mark: Last night at the dance Emily and i were Hot Dogging all night.

John: damn your lucky emily has a great ass!!!!

by bIgNiPpLeS July 28, 2011