I could eat a horse

The proper third line to a haiku.

Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse

by Shane Churilla July 30, 2021

I call horse nuts

I call horse nuts is just a proper way of saying I call Bullshit

Why did that not count, I call Horse Nuts

by Carrot577 May 14, 2021

1 Man 1 Horse

When you insert Ketamine up inside your arsehole and trip the fuck out

Yarrrrrr lad, I absolutely 1 man 1 horsed the mrs last night

by SalfordMandemOnTheWall January 22, 2020

dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

by Father Jake September 14, 2017

Talk to a man about a horse

Technically a saying you’re father would say when he goes to do something that is none of you’re business or he will when you ask his business

What are you doing dad can I come with, no son I’m going to talk to a man about a horse

by Novanityboy September 13, 2022

When the horse winks back

When you pull down a girls pants and she has fat pussy lips.

I saw that girls nasty vagina last night and the when the horse winks back

by SAH Alien February 26, 2019

horse magic baby juice

The cream that gives yo horses the herps.

The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice

by FiddleBilly November 6, 2017