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Cra-goated

Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/
Dude he’s cra-goated
by Meme-Lard May 25, 2020
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haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.
When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.
by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018
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goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law
by King mammal August 31, 2018
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Goat Piss

Rocco Czaja
Goat Piss: Rocco Czaja is eggs eggs tension
by HitlarSimp69420 April 26, 2021
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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"
by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017
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Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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