fuck-thirty

An obscure measurement of time, really early in the morning or very late at night. Used to emphasize how incredibly early or late it was.

After the huge blizzard, my wife woke me up at fuck-thirty to go shovel the driveway.

by Goostoff January 28, 2005

fuck and duck

the act of avoiding someone you had sexual intercourse with.
similar to suck and duck.

Guy 1: Hey, didn't you fuck that girl at my party last week?
Guy 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a fuck and duck!

by Kendall Brooklyn June 16, 2008

fuck truck

Older model van with no seats in the rear, just a bunch of shag carpet, lots of pillows and maybe a mattress, all for the fucking.

Everytime I hear Sammy Johns song "Chevy Van" it makes me miss my fuck truck and wish I hadn't sold it years ago.

by -Connie August 1, 2003

fuck stick

The fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, cunt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a cunt, dick, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, pussy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock.

After i fed her seven 11 dollar martinis, i drove her home and showed her my fuck stick.
That kid is such a fuck stick

by shooooteh November 28, 2004

flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

by craig March 12, 2003

Shits fucked

Simplifying all the details in a fucked up situation.

Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"

Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"

by zomblerz November 22, 2009

useless fuck

A developer who does more damage to a codebase than good.

Oh him? He's a useless fuck and has been been sidewards shuffled into the test team.

by b00fhead September 27, 2010