Mustard-Fingered

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.

I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021

Nigels Finger

Use this finger to insta win all arguments

ayo stinky ass go touch grass

"Nigels finger"
Ayoo chill

by Ailerry March 28, 2021

dickle fingers

When you're so drunk you try to finger random female patrons in the bar.

Avoid Steve at the bar, he seems to get dickle fingers when he gets too drunk.

by Littlebitty69 May 23, 2021

finger sniffer

One who sniffs their finger. Usually after they itch an unclean crevice on their body.

Aaron stuck his finger in his nut cheese and promptly smelled it. Aaron, you silly finger sniffer.

by Captain Cheesy-poof July 12, 2023

Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023

Frederick Fingers

Frederick organization

The Frederick Fingers have really been running rampant recently.

by bossshit420 September 25, 2023

Bingle fingering

Where you dip your fingers in bojangales fry seasoning the you finger someone

Bingle fingering its finger lickin' good!

by Phatred July 6, 2022