dog envy

When you see other people out with their dogs and you wish you had brought your dog.

“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.

by Ctuckrun June 1, 2018

dog-rizz

the act of using your dog to attract another person, especially if your dog is an adorable breed.

Yo, these two girls came up to me in Bell Works and said "omg can I pet your dog?" My dog-rizz is on point.

by Spu-tay February 9, 2023

Homer's Dog

A dog that has sustained immense trauma, usually missing an eye.

Yo that kind of looks like homer's dog.

by Jack shoe May 8, 2023

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

Velcro dog

When your dog follows u everywhere no matter how long how far and where u go ur dog is ur shadow

My dog keeps following me everywhere I think she's becoming a Velcro dog

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Dog Stomp

To stomp ones rectum; to absolutely wreck someone

Jimney Christmas! I just saw Randy Dog Stomp someone outside a KFC!

by NannerPuddin January 19, 2022

Dog drunk

Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.

Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.

by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022