bonkers cheap

An item so inexpensive that it defies belief. Usually used in amazement.

Those all-you-can-eat wings were bonkers cheap. But not necessarily bonkers good.

by WerdOfTheDay May 19, 2016

ass crap wipe

a booty wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)

by aye boii July 17, 2017

Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.

Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

Golf Crap

The equipment used for golf

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing”
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”

by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017

Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

MR CHEAPY

If You Don't Know.... You Better Ask Somebody!!!

She had no idea who Mr Cheapy was...

by full bug June 11, 2018

Ass-crap

Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.

Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.

by Weinsist June 29, 2018