crack-a-roach

the name of an ex-crack whore; an example of the population of crack whores

you ex-crack whore Jenny, were once a part o crack-a-roach anonomus

by red-headed older womens tits sag January 8, 2008

crack bum

A person of unpleasant appearance (and usually odor) who does not neccesarily use crack cocaine, or any drug for that matter. Not to be confused with the home less or street crazies. A shopping cart excludes the person from being a crack bum if it is not filled with copper or other recyclable materials. Crack bums are usually spotted in populated business areas where there are few police officers. They are known for panhandling and mooching off of anyone they are acquainted with.(not the same thing as hippies, they have dreadlocks or pachuli) Having a home or at least a legal address does not exclude a person from being a crack bum.

Who is that dued bumming cigarettes and beers at the BBQ? I saw him the other day in front of 7-eleven wearing purple sweat pants and fake gators. He had a suede fedora from 1976. What a friggin crack bum.

by izdaica December 27, 2008

Crack Mariherocaine

A mix of the side effects of crack, marijuana, heroine, and cocaine. Happens when one is overly tired.

"Are you tripping?"
"No, I'm on the crack mariherocaine."

by kobroski May 8, 2014

show crack

A TV show that IZ SO GOOD!! that its like being addicted to crack. Your show actually effects your emotions (to an extent) in real life, and life and frienship stops during that half hour or hour of your favorite tv show(s)

-Do you watch Merlin on the beeb?
-No what's that?!?!
-HOMGZ that is ma show crack!!!

by Marimbanator October 8, 2010

Cracking a Jolly

The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020

Crack Head

A dumbass who is exited and energetic on Monday mornings, only explanation; he's on crack. Yet despite this he has the hair of a god.

Hey, my friend over there is a real crack Head, despite our test today.

by Bitchjuk June 20, 2017