Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder May 24, 2012

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

Moo cowing

When your tities pop out of your bra when you bend over

I sent over and I was moo cowing

by Jamielee6666 May 23, 2021

Cow

Cabin on wheels

Me and my Cow are hangin out by the lake chillin.

by FishMT August 25, 2016

Cow Juice

"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.

Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?

Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real

by Vxtico October 4, 2023

Cow

The cow is amazingly inelegant and a one of a kind animal

Child: Cows are dumb.
Guy: No, the cow is big brain!

by Gerald_la-cow November 9, 2019

Cow

To describe a horrible or mean person to critize someone

Original a rude vulgar word to describe someone who is overweight

Actual meaning: an animal

Cow

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025