Corn-cobbing

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!

Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by anonymous November 30, 2024

Corn Juice

When a man is having sex with their partner and have the urge to pee and cum simultaneously, ejaculating and peeing on/in their partner. The “corn” part of the term comes from the fact of his pee being yellow due to him not drinking enough water.

Dude 1: “Aww shit bro. Last night, I was so dehydrated from fucking so long that I splat corn juice on her tummy.”
Dude 2: “Dude here”, *hands Dude 1 the rest of his Gatorade*, “you can have the rest, that’s nasty.”

Corn juice: When a man is having sex with their partner and have the urge to pee and cum simultaneously, ejaculating and peeing on/in their partner. The “corn” part of the term comes from the fact of his pee being yellow due to him not drinking enough water.

by ZoKS October 23, 2019

can of corn

A short but fat dick

His can of corn stretched her mouth wide open.

by milfather September 29, 2022

German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.

Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.

by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021

Corn dog

Noun. Generally refers to a hot dog with foreskin; i.e., an uncircumcised hot dog, if you will.

Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025