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Your Mom Is A Cow

When they say this, you are done. There is no comeback that could possibly counter this.
"Man, screw you!"
"Oh yeah? Well, your mom is a cow!"
by Landon Savage Gamer YT December 2, 2020
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the cow's milkmaid

(adj.) logically cannot be explained; good beyond imagination
"The cow's milkmaid! I just collected on Boardwalk!"
by boltor the destroyer February 1, 2006
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Mooing cow

Sexual position: man gets on hands and knees and girl is behind eating his ass. She reaches around and jerks off the man as he moo’s
Bro there was some crazy noises coming from your room last night, were you doing mooing cow?
by Samiam282 September 26, 2025
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Cow

The character cow (niú) in Chinese is used as a slang word for "You're the man!" or "You're great!"

If you add an X at the end of it, it means you have a deluded sense of self-confidence and no one appreciates it.
Wow, you're cow!
Thanks man, 'preciate it.
by coleel May 21, 2020
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My cow

A pointless game played during a car ride where one spots a cow, says my cow and therefore owns that cow or multiple cows. The person that calls the most cows is the winner
Have you played my cow before, it sucks.
by Munchie Hanson March 11, 2017
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cow

a stupid and fat animal that has no brains and feeds us milk!!!!!
by boo boo butt 13 April 9, 2020
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