A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
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by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018
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Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone
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Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
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