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Charlie

If someone is a nonceyour such a Charlie “
by Right back April 9, 2019
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Where do you even start. Very touchy flirty person that likes to start off a fire.Charlie is hot. He probably will marry someone that’s younger than him but probably only by 2-4 years. Sorta kinda skinny but girls like him that way. Fun personality with nice sexy hair. Most likely to sit back and watch the naughty stuff. Probably will end up with a girl that’s name stars with a i or something cool like that. Athletic too. Sorta low key a f-boy
Yeah Charlie is a lady lover he will make you fall in love with him
by Sexyhotboy April 11, 2019
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complete fucking idiot, and everyone hates him. unpopular with the girls, and struggles in everyday life due to pure sheer stupidity.
Guy 1: what is this degenerate up to now
Guy 2: idk man its just Charlie
by cornstar 123 April 13, 2019
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An UNSTOPPABLE sex addict if hes sees a pair of woman legs or inner thighs he will proceed to destroy her .
joe: look at that girl shes not working properley
micah: i heard she broke her legs after she had the charlie treatment
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Probably one of the most interesting people you will come across are named Charlie. Charlies can be anything really. They are like an infinite entity that exists for the sole purpose of complexity. They confuse people, but help those understand things they can’t. They make people feel uncomfortable, but yet they can thrive in social environments. So much so many Charlie’s are manipulative to themselves and others. Most Charlies end up driving themselves mad or insane. They can be extremely beneficial to your life or extremely dangerous. A mad Charlie usually means your in serious trouble, but a mad Charles means you are gonna die. Most Charlies are obsessed with being unexpected. To best bond with a Charlie you must challenge them, and pretend to understand what they are talking about.

Most Charlies end up being the following
1. Cult leaders

2. Billionaires who lead illegal business

3. Con artists
4. CEOs
5. Confusing underground artists
6. Manipulative lawyers
7. Presidents

8. Theologians
9. Or dead

In conclusion understanding the limits of a Charlie may just be the hardest question to answer for mankind. Most Charlies don’t understand it themselves.
Charlie: “I think I’m gonna do _____”
Person: “you can’t do _____”
Charlie: “Watch me do _____”

Charlie: “Y’all ever just see like visions?”
Person: “wym.”
Charlie: “like for some weird reason, I feel like you gonna die in 45 hours, 38min, and 24 seconds from now”

Charlie: “strange right?”

Nobody:
Charlie at 3:34am:

“ enim sunt motus.
mox sumus.
qui non claudunt oculos eligendum.
cum nobis necesse est celare tenebris.
superficiem non prius in lucem.”
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Charlie

You are Charlie
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