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Doo-Doo Crack 

A person does not wipe their ass for at least one week, leaving a thin layer of shit crust. After a week, this person scrapes off the crust and allows their friends to snort the scrapings. These scrapings get the user extremely high.
1.) "Hey man have you been smoking crack?!" "No man! I do doo-doo crack!"
2.) Doo doo mammas do doo-doo crack.
Doo-Doo Crack by Rymale February 27, 2011
Related Words

Kenny Crack 

Rhyming Slang; "plan of attack"
Named after Kenny Crack, who apparently played at a low-level of county cricket in the Greater London area.

Can be used as a one-word statement
Pembo: "Hey boys whats the Kenny Crack?"
Scrimmy: "I'm off to grab a kebab, you?"

Pembo: "Kenny?"
All: "Not sure, prob heading to the chippy"
Kenny Crack by Juggy August 8, 2006

Ass Crack Lane 

When you can see someone's butt crack and look directly into it.
DOOD1: Man look over there

DOOD2: Man that is Gross

DOOD3: What happened?

DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|

Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus 

-noun

1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
"Oh my god Patrick look at that!" That waitress just unleashed the Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus....
(Noun)
Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.
"Ab crack is the new thigh gap."
ab crack by Monticello-W October 20, 2016

SBC aka sweaty butt crack 

When your outside and its so hot u have sweat running down the crack of your ass SBC aka sweaty butt crack.
I was on a date the other afternoon at the park and had some serious SBC aka sweaty butt crack going on and was freaked out she would notice!