chocolate king

an african american male who's body,charm,and sex appeal alone can bring a woman to orgasm

Richard DeJohnette is the only known chocolate king to date.

by mr fuzzy crotch January 3, 2004

sexual chocolate

Sexual Chocolate- The name given to a hairy, ape-like creature with nipple tassels and an insatiable desire for farm animals. He is hunted by the elite SC Hunters.

HELP HELP!!! Sexual Chocolate tassel whipped Bobby-Joe and molested his cows!!!

by The Ultimate Work August 23, 2003

Chocolate Milk

A high level, high skill, and high octane sex move that requires an adventurous man and a slutty bitch.

The man will stand facing away from the woman and she will be kneeling behind him.

She will then reach between his legs and grab a hold of his "utter" and pull it straight down and begin "milking" it.

Once she has been making milk for a while she may want to add the chocolate, by sticking her tongue in or around the man's anus and licking vigorously.

Guy 1: Hey brosef! Man I was such a friggen cow last night!

Guy 2: Why, you mow down some chinese food or some thing?

Guy 1: No your girl friend gives the BEST Chocolate Milks!

by Sex Master Pro June 26, 2010

Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.

John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!

by J May 3, 2005

Chocolate Pretzil

When you walk around on a hot day for so long your arse starts to sweat. You them wipe your arse on your hand and then shake someones hand

That spactard was fucking me off so much I gave him a chocolate pretzil

You tit

by chocolatepretzil June 19, 2009

Chocolate Surprise

When one excretes their own feces into the mouth of another, much like eating a chocolate bar, or warm chocolate ice cream

When the bitch wouldn't suck me off, I gave her a chocolate surprise!

by farttroll February 27, 2003

chocolate girl

somebody who thinks that their georgous and perfect

Look at that chocolate girl,take away those expensive clothes and all that mary kay make up and she looks like a dog in heat.

by Good golly its Holly August 13, 2006