Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.

Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.

by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019

Karma Agustin

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Karma is Jazzys wife, and only jazzys wife, Karma has the phattest as$ and is very amazing <3 everyone loves her and if you dont, kys maybe idk.

"Karma Agustin is one segcy person if ykyk shes pretty cool."

by Tsukis girl February 24, 2021

dirty austyn

a very hot/sexy person also know as an amazing partner and or friend

daniel is a dirty austyn

when lily and elizabeth were talking lily brought up the fact that elizabeth is a dirty austyn

by ROCKYYYYYYYYYYUYY September 7, 2021

Jessica Agustin

A person who likes to indulge in men's penises, especially ones named Mark Wang

You're such a Jessica Agustin

by M@C1233 April 13, 2022

Dirty Austyn

A Dirty Austyn is the act of keistering Yu-Gi-Oh cards in ones ass utilizing motor oil as lubricant, only to then on command shit said cards out of ones ass to use as a deck when someone says "Let's Duel".

Hey did a Dirty Austyn when all I wanted to do is play some Yu-Gi-Oh.....

by Mostafa Fahkri January 8, 2024

Dirty Austyn

The act of keistering yugioh cards in ones anus using motor oil as lubricant. Then on command shitting them out and yelling "Let's Duel".

Man, I went to a tournament today and had to play against a Dirty Austyn.

by Mostafa Fahkri January 27, 2024

dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.

i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”

by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025