Piano Bar, Asian, Hanna Houfos, Piano Bar

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Piano, Bar, Asian, Hanna, Koufos, Piano, Bar

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

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Asian Arnold Palmer

1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke

Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers

by Timmotheus November 24, 2021

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An Asian Rachel is an attention seeking Asian female (usually with a substance abuse problem) who jumps from one group of acquaintances to another while professing that everybody is her “best friend” When her cringe behavior and drunken antics wear thin on a certain circle she switches her colors like a chameleon to another one. Sometimes she pretends to be the gay bae other times she’s the subculture gamer comic nerd chick. She secretly is terrified to be alone and single and will always gravitate toward unattractive introverted men who she thinks won’t attract other females.

She’s not a real friend she’s an Asian Rachel

by J cruise November 24, 2021

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Asianitis

Inflammation of the Asian

If you are Asian, you are probably Asianitic

Mohammed: Noor really couldn't read the texts in the book when the professor asked him today..

Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis

by Tito. November 23, 2021

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Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

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