by made in england November 25, 2007
Get the anal explorermug. Officially known as an anal stretching ring. A device used for that purpose, to stretch - and keep it loose enough - one's anus in preparation for anal sex. Serves the same purpose as a anal/butt plug. Comes in various sizes and can be made from different materials.
by Carima905 January 11, 2015
Get the Anal ringmug. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency plus mayonnaise. The mayonnaise is a must!!
she sucked my dick after we had anal sex and she said she loved the taste of anal colada and wants some more!! omg i love you!
by buttruffler September 25, 2010
Get the anal coladamug. The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
by That Crazy Hermit Writer July 5, 2014
Get the anal crumpetmug. by Rainami October 21, 2010
Get the anal hornymug. A person who is being discourteous and very annoying. Usually in a situation where you want to call them an anal plucker in front of others.
by bead seed June 10, 2011
Get the anal pluckermug. happens when taking a dick in the butt really hard and the dick cums in you. The explosive Diahrea after is known as anal volcano.
by CONNvict May 10, 2012
Get the Anal Volcanomug.