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anal beasting

having a big nob shuved into ur ass
having sex with king kong would be being anal beasting
by james(baby-dick) botham November 7, 2008
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Anal ring

Officially known as an anal stretching ring. A device used for that purpose, to stretch - and keep it loose enough - one's anus in preparation for anal sex. Serves the same purpose as a anal/butt plug. Comes in various sizes and can be made from different materials.
The doctor used an anal ring to prep me for my enema. (read this in a book)
by Carima905 January 11, 2015
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anal blowout

when an overly gay man named Jordan dresses retarded to go out with his BFFL (his only friend) and get shit on by older white males.
Jordan is a hot mess. He had an anal blowout last night....and liked it.

That old white man sure did BLAST Jordan's face with his anal blowout!
by Ling Ling and Marquita March 29, 2009
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anal colada

Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency plus mayonnaise. The mayonnaise is a must!!
she sucked my dick after we had anal sex and she said she loved the taste of anal colada and wants some more!! omg i love you!
by buttruffler September 25, 2010
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anal horny

It is common for a bottom to be anal horny.
by Rainami October 21, 2010
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anal pore

A way better way to call someone an ass or asshole because if you say this to someone while mad you can't stay mad at them since its really funny
Crazy gf: YOUR SUCH AN ANAL PORE!
boyfriend: omfg what?! xD
by Brilicious March 30, 2015
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anal plucker

A person who is being discourteous and very annoying. Usually in a situation where you want to call them an anal plucker in front of others.
Way to go ya anal plucker you just ruined any chances at all for me with that girl.
by bead seed June 10, 2011
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