anal explorer

queer who can't get any action

Look at him, he is a grade A anal explorer

by made in england November 25, 2007

anal blowout

when an overly gay man named Jordan dresses retarded to go out with his BFFL (his only friend) and get shit on by older white males.

Jordan is a hot mess. He had an anal blowout last night....and liked it.

That old white man sure did BLAST Jordan's face with his anal blowout!

by Ling Ling and Marquita March 29, 2009

anal crumpet

The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.

A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.

"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"

"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.

by That Crazy Hermit Writer July 5, 2014

Anal ring

Officially known as an anal stretching ring. A device used for that purpose, to stretch - and keep it loose enough - one's anus in preparation for anal sex. Serves the same purpose as a anal/butt plug. Comes in various sizes and can be made from different materials.

The doctor used an anal ring to prep me for my enema. (read this in a book)

by Carima905 January 11, 2015

anal horny

A strong sexual desire to be anal penetrated.

It is common for a bottom to be anal horny.

by Rainami October 21, 2010

anal plucker

A person who is being discourteous and very annoying. Usually in a situation where you want to call them an anal plucker in front of others.

Way to go ya anal plucker you just ruined any chances at all for me with that girl.

by bead seed June 10, 2011

cake anal

where one may put any flavor of cake on their penis ( erected cock ) and insert it into a women/mans ass-hole, while a third part begins to lick the caked penis while it is still lodged in the anal cavity.

like a three some, but with a twist of " Cake anal" to it.

by linebacker49 February 21, 2014