Brown Ponytail

When you face-fuck a bitch so hard that she shits, leaving a poop 'ponytail' dangling precariously from her anus.

"Yo I just face-fucked Christine so hard I left her with a brown ponytail"

by Brown_ponytail October 1, 2016

brown toes

Where you shove (forcefully) your toes up a poor womans anus while sleeping

Jamil shoved his toes into a german prostitutes anus. Therefore getting brown toes

by Handyman 77 August 12, 2015

Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009

Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019

Chris Browned

To forcefully beat upon a member of the female sex.

Chris : yesterday i went over to pauls house and saw the wierdest shit...

Joe : Yeah?

Chris : Yeah apparantly paul had asked for lasagne for dinner and Rachel has cooked him taco's he completely went off the Reservation and Straight up Chris Browned the Bitch!

by Briefencounter November 22, 2009

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

brown chat

The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.

Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are

you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"

by T Weezy77 April 14, 2016