My Life

A swirling pit of disappointment, a metaphorical roller coaster, a journey, a cloud of happiness when I can finally think and hear my own thoughts in my head again.

So much craziness has happened to me lately, but well you know it's just always a typical thing in my life.

by Dream Reaper June 17, 2018

facial life

The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.

Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.

by Sherbet Head April 13, 2009

text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners

teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."

by neosushisek December 1, 2011

Life Jam

Where you get beaten up by some life jam man to get free samples

Use LIFE JAM! It really works!

by OMORI-DEFINITIONS February 21, 2021

godly life

A person living for God

A man that obey the Ten Commandments though his daily life is living a Godly Life.

by living by the book April 23, 2014

rat life

To have an awkward / pathetic life
Often used for comic effect after something awkward happens

Person 1: OMG are you coming to the party?
Person 2: What party?
Person 1: Oh, were you not invited?
Person 2: No... Rat life

by ratoftheyear June 16, 2012

the meaning of life

Esoteric phrase used often by people who think there is a meaning to life. Life, by its scientific nature, exists for no other reason than it does -- caused by evolutionary forces that began billions of years ago and which resulted ultimately in a creature that thinks everything has to have a meaning; also, death has no meaning ... get used to it and try to live as happily as you can before you're run over by a bus or your heart explodes because you've eaten too many cheeseburgers all your meaningless life

Don, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Fuck you, Jim ... and quit eating all my fucking French fries, you fucking dime-store philosopher!

cheeseburger death life philosophy realism existential nihilism pragmatism

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 29, 2014