Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

Glass dick

Crack pipe

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!

by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016

Dick

Jacob Coleman

Man Jacob Coleman is a dick with a shrimp

by C hase July 10, 2019

Dick head

Someone how is such a prick

Oii man why are you such a dick head

by Youngdaggerdick1 January 30, 2020

Dick backing

when a man with an erect penis rubbs it on your back unexpectedly

I just got dick backed on the jetski

see that guy dick backing her ? that is so creepy

by TripleA1 May 24, 2016

Dick

A nickname for Richard and nothing else.

“Hello, Dick… wait, why are you looking at me like that?”

by lexdoes June 24, 2021

Dick

The thing i put in your mom last night

My dick is hard

by OrdinaryJoe March 1, 2022