Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.

But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.

by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017

dick slicken

Randy comes and puts Bacon Grease on your dick to make it fit in his mouth

It won't fit.. Well better get to Dick Slicken!

by loopywig July 23, 2017

rifle dick

when you can shoot your load, or anything that matter, really far out of your penis.

'yeah my boyfriend has rifle dick he can come on my face from missionary position'

by sux4cigs August 4, 2017

dick snow

When a man shakes after taking a piss post intercourse and dried fluids flake off. Looks like snow.

"I banged this chick and when I took a leak I had bad dick snow."

by Handsom3 Jack August 1, 2017

shiney dick

A person who only works when the boss is looking.

Yo you the way Gino picked up that shove as soon as the owner pulled up, looks like we found another (Shiney dick)

by NWRocket August 2, 2017

dick-a-fied

When your girl friend is sexually satified.

Girl!!!! I'm feeling so dick-a-fied this morning. My man dicked me down real good last night.

by YouresTruely August 11, 2017

floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017