sick as dick

Sick as Dick is when something is crazy good, very enjoyable or impressive. Normally used as a reply for something awesome that is mentioned to you . You would normally only say it amongst close friends, and usually followed by a shakas.
"I justbfoubd out Inhave tomorrow off"
"Sick as Dick".
Similar to "sweet dude" or "nailed it" or "whoa dude" or "that rocks".
by Epic breakfast January 17, 2018
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dick struggles

When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.
Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?

Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!
by dboys194 January 24, 2016
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Double-Dick

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.

John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
by Bitch Balls Deep January 21, 2017
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Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week
Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped
by Herbert4Life November 06, 2018
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Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.
Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"
by Tom's Words October 30, 2018
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Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)
P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling
by EmJayee January 30, 2019
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Dick Flipping Day

April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆
Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?

Why said moe

Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day
by Jiaijhwve April 12, 2017
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