Mommy dick

When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom

Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.

by Mistervarlet November 11, 2022

Dick Fed

Eating food off of a penis. Giving a blowjob with food items on penis.

Bobby dick fed me ice cream last night!

I was dick fed chocolate sauce when I blew Bobby last night...

by HungryGirl February 13, 2019

Dingle Dick

Someone who is neither but still acts as if he or she either is missing a chromosome or has an extra. Often referred to as a Jeremy.

Yo Dingle Dick that glove on your hand is used to catch the ball.

by StudMuffinSeth04 July 5, 2019

max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)

Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick

by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016

Nic dick

When you take a hit from your device and immediately suck dick and blow out the smoke while sucking

Yo, my man just gave me some nic dick. It was amazing

by Ashton kusher June 23, 2020

pile of dicks

those who are the insiders of the political system; aka: our piss poor excuse for the leaders of our government.

it might be hard for a woman to go into the profession of pile of dicks. Then again maybe not.

by Phil Ortiz Deez Nertz May 17, 2016

dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster April 23, 2014