ass crockpocket

Ass crockpocket comes from a few words missed together. This new saying comes from a 'crock pot' mixed with a 'pocket'. Crock pot is used to express something that slow cooks and pocket used in this statement as something that holds. When put with ass this saying refers to someone that slowing holds meat in there ass to cook it.

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

by Ass crockpocket February 28, 2018

Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.

by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018

blunty ass

when you hit someone so hard on their ass it turns red and hurts like hell

jack: yesterday I gave Jeff a blunty ass

Jeff: I can still feel it

by beb May 23, 2016

Sent our ass

A simple misunderstanding. Redirect to centaur ass.

BJ: Did you say that guy has a sent our ass?
DJ: Idiot, no. Centaur ass.

by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024

Box of Ass

A description for a smelly room, usually after someone cracks one off

Who just shat themselves?? It's a box of ass in here!

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Ass cavity prevention

An itch in your inner asshole requiring to to scrub your inner asshole with a tooth brush

Bro I got to use that ass cavity prevention method to get rid of this ass cavity

by Thick coc nigger April 30, 2020

Ass Rape Sunday

the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements

The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States

“A happy Ass Rape Sunday, to All Who Celebrate,”

by Perman April 29, 2025