thumb-ass

when you're so deep in someones ass you no longer have opposable thumbs

bro was so thumb-ass'd he couldnt peel a banana.

by cumslider February 02, 2024

National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 04, 2023

JAX-ASS

jax ass

"Your such a jax-ass!"

by Charles_Great October 24, 2023

Sent our ass

A simple misunderstanding. Redirect to centaur ass.

BJ: Did you say that guy has a sent our ass?
DJ: Idiot, no. Centaur ass.

by Ligma Sig Malone April 29, 2024

Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.

1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)

by Damned guy 01 September 14, 2023

Ass as fuck

When something or someone is in the upper echelons of garbage, or garbage at doing/playing something.

“Who let that nigga cook bruh”

“On god. That nigga bout ass as fuck”

by Priest Of The Niggadel March 18, 2023

Eat Ass Class

"Eat Ass Class" a class where you learn how give oral sex to the asshole of an doll, partner, ect

(btw there is no such thing as a free lunch... sorry)

"yo did you go to eat ass class today?"
"no I got lunch already"

by mr.thicc February 14, 2018