my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

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Get the my pony had a seizuremug.

bedrock of my soul

The last bit of soul left because you're alive.

That comment just hit the bedrock of my soul.

by Igneel Dragneel September 21, 2017

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Get the bedrock of my soulmug.

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

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Get the Can I put my cock in your stupid mouthmug.

my

my is another word for whore it is a swedish name and is very rare but those called My will probably work as a whore in the future

I´ll by a My from the street, coming right away

by americanwhore21 May 21, 2017

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Get the mymug.

scoping my gun in

To sight your gun in.

I’m going to be “scoping my gun in” today before I hit the woods for deer season this weekend. “
“Hey Jed did you “scope your gun in” yet? Deer season is coming quick.

by Redneck Runner March 11, 2022

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