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unwrap my gift

To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".
She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!
by QuacksO February 2, 2013
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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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My valentine

Your valentine is someone, for an example, someone u will love till grade school ends or just a friend, that you ask to be your valentines, or you get asked by that person or their grandma to be their valentine on 14th of February.
'' George'' is my valentine! We are gonna marry and have 20 kids!
Or as a friend
Me and ''JJ'' are gonna be each other's valentines cuz we both are ugly and can't handle a relationship!
by I.LIKE.ThuMbS February 3, 2020
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Oh my Jinyoung

Park Jinyoung of Got7 is a god so, another form of Oh my god. Can also be wrote as OMJ.
Example 1: in good way
Person #1: “Did you see the new teaser?”

Person #2: “Oh my Jinyoung, yes it was amazing”

Example 2: in a bad way
Car: *drives to slow*
Person: “Oh my Jinyoung! Hurry the fuck up.”
by Lixiesgalixies.png June 18, 2021
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Oh my bejezzus

Oh my bejeezus is another way of saying oh my jesus but its more professional.
"Dey, oh my bejezzus!"
"ND, whats wrong?!"
"ugh oh my bejezzus that bleepin, bleep, bleep mother trucker!"
by susan.willcraft October 31, 2019
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Being there for my brothers

It's crucial to support your brothers under any circumstances, even when faced with the prospect of death.
"Being there for my brothers" is defined to stand firm beside them, especially when it comes to defending your loved ones and preserving your own well-being.
by dontgetslimed January 30, 2024
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