national suck my balls day

it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.

by BIGPAPI167 June 27, 2023

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MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830

joke don't call that

woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022

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it’s my mouth

The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.

Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

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Lyn my granddaughter

TRIED GIVING ME MONEY BUT ITS FAKE DONT TRUST LYN UGH SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA UN GRANDDAUGHTER HERSELF BUT SHE CANT SO HAHAHA AND IM NOT GONNA EAT YOUR NOODLES

Lyn my granddaughter fuck you

by Mitsuba.ghost October 4, 2021

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My guy

I phrase with many broad meanings. When someone is referring to someone without saying their name, calling a buddy, or can be used in a passive offensive manner.

WTF are you doing my guy?
Yo, you straight my guy?

My guy, I'm right freaking here
You need to step your game up my guy

by SteezyRedStars September 18, 2021

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