my problems were myriad

She was having her period

Man who shall not be named: "My problems were myriad.."
Girl: (sarcastically) "i was having my period..."

by Gay_Closet_Demon July 24, 2024

on my 15

Refers to being at work, and on your 15 minute work break. Can be used interchangeably with other numbers, but usually just 15.

"Sorry for not responding sooner, at work. On my 15, though, if you need to talk."

by oatmealformana February 16, 2024

HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!!

oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"

OH SHIT I HIT SUBMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AJKDFKNSFKLJHIURWINLIESJFJHUFFIKNDHIUSNRGHUONHUFDNSHIEUFNKSDNFFJNDHU JNEKF KSJNF KS KJFJSNEUENJKSLFN KSLG HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!! JHJFSIGHSRNFJF

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Off my turk

Off of a turk aka marijuana in some form.

"Bro i'm off my turk now"

by Whalemantis July 6, 2024

Let my boys hang

Akin to the phrase "let my girls hang." When a male is in a comfortable situation such that he can allow his crotchal equipment free expression without clothing confinement or social condemnation. Best expressed either alone or in the company of an appreciative partner.

My girl is my girl in part because she loves to let my boys hang.

by radialengine August 18, 2016