All my friends who bully me for loving Venti

One particular friend named Yukina, but it’s written politely.

To all my friends who bully me for loving Venti - Yes, it’s an obsession but it makes me happy and doesn’t hurt anyone…

by VeronikaYukina June 25, 2024

Take My Cake

They want you to stick it in their booty.

"Brad, literally just take my cake already."

by CarcinoGeneticist13 April 17, 2019

I'm in a gender of my own

There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.

"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"

"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."

by GroovyReater4 January 23, 2017

Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

My P.E. Class

The best class ever. Can be potentially traumatizing at times. And stereotypical.

The girls in My P.E. Class wearing as little clothing as possible because it was 1 degree Kelvin warmer than it should have been: But it's so hot!!1!

by Freezing Herobrine Studios August 21, 2022

The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint

Used when you just want to feel unique

Jerry: 'Hey Kev what is unique about you?'
Kev: 'The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint'
Jerry: 'That just sounds like a discord status'

by ceese123254 June 27, 2022

my ranked teammates

basically calling you stupid; saying how their ranked teammates are always very slow and not understanding of the game-mode from Fortnite

user: oh wow i didn’t even know 1+1=2
you: my ranked teammates:

by adot.stayclicking November 23, 2024