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When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.
>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck
by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011
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Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard
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Ah Fuck I can't believe you've done this

Expression of anger after someone has annoyed you
"Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this Barry why did you break my mum's lamp."
by Anti-hypofritz February 26, 2017
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When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.
"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."
by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018
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Something a person called BirchBuns defined because it is in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't think an example for cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock is needed.
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i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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