two inch nap

Railing a line of cocaine, instead of taking the more traditional route of taking a nap, in order to gain energy for an evening of partying.

I definitely need to take a two inch nap before we go out tonight, otherwise I will pass out.

by Tilt22 December 21, 2012

Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.

He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.

by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012

Two-Toke Jamoke

A marijuana lightweight.

-I took one hit out the bong and could feel my hair start growing.
-You are a fucking Two-Toke Jamoke.

by chew_chew December 10, 2011

Toby two Tokes

midnight toker....only does the best so two will do ,Space Cowboy the Devil himself
Revolution is his name !!
Traveler in Time...

azazel : yo thats the best where did that come from ..?
god of thunder :those seeds were planted by Toby Two Tokes
azazel well that explains everything

by louis cyphers September 9, 2011

Level Two Gyat

An individual who has a decent curved booty, not the best one, but overall a decent one that others will be satisfied to look at.

Level Two Gyat, oh, I GYAT something in my eye.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Two Finger Soup

When you are finger-banging a chick using two fingers. It gets so wet that it sounds like you are stirring a cup of Campbell's Soup with two fingers. May also be known as a Two Finger McGillicutty!

My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!

by JDMKNASH May 15, 2023

Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do

“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.

by Befarnajo July 9, 2023