Plucking the turkey

Shaving one's scrotum.

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!

by antron76 October 1, 2012

Turkey toes

being a lil goofball

you're such a turkey toes!

by Lukwww January 11, 2023

Eating the Turkey

Too Eat the Turkey you must first fist the turkey and shove you’re head in the gaping hole.

I tried to stop masturbating so I started eating the turkey.

by Scouterkid783 January 25, 2019

Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018

holocaust turkey

a type of turkey who hate jews

from the latin: Holocust. Turkus

hey what is that holocaust turkey doing to Obama

by Georgedelavie April 13, 2020

turkey poppers

Long nipples that stick out like the plastic thermometer does on a frozen turkey when it's ready.

Check out the turkey poppers on her!

by hogballs73 December 15, 2014

twisted turkey

When one some twists their nuts so the penis is on the bottom of your sac and squeeze them moderately and yell “twisted turkey

Aye yo bro do I twisted turkey

by Bigvernindahouse June 11, 2018