Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.

Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.

by Toe knee October 06, 2021

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 12, 2012

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 04, 2021

toilet-taddle

a man talking about his homo-sexual experiences

im tired of listening to that billy gee's toilet-taddle

by Gambino6 January 10, 2023

toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.

"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh means, I have defacated on 367 homeless people because they refused to Ben Dover and hit the atomic bombastic Griddy on the gas station I commuted arson on.

Mike:yo what did you do on the weekend?
Hawk:Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh
Tuah:YO IM FINNA CALL THE COPS ON YO

by Stsgshensbhshs October 12, 2024

Toilet fbs

A server that's absolute gayness.
members:
Maple- obsessed with shibes
Klai- baby boi
Shin-the most normal person also brazil
Egg-complete autism also complete bottom
Plane boi- normal but not normal
Fork-pro memer
Gazel-doesnt exist
No aim-mincarft
Coolio-mr steal your girl

Person 1:"Being in Toilet fbs is pure sex."
Person 2:"what is wrong with you..."

by GayAssOmlet August 25, 2020