Swamp monster pussy

When her pussy is soo rank and soo bad it rots your dick off. Just like a swamp monster.

"You here about that girl in Clarksville?"

She got that real swamp monster pussy.

by 3rd gen July 9, 2021

the horizontal monster mash

sex with a chick... fucking a chick, banging a chick.. that sort of thing

omfg! Their doing the Horizontal Monster Mash on my leg!!! (WTF?)

by teh_n00berx0r June 12, 2006

Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

green haired monster

he is a green haired monster and is meann!!! often disguised as a total handsome male maybe with the name luka or smth like that....

omg look its the green haired monster

by greenhairedmonster4life4eva February 9, 2009

Nipple Monster Swag

You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond

Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment

by TheHappyWhopper February 5, 2012

Monster Tard Powers

Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers

person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."

by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

Japanese Seaweed Monster

Wrapping your girl entirely in seaweed, except her pussy and fucking her.

Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015