door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
by QuacksO December 04, 2020
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Fanning Doors

When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.
There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.
by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020
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Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.
I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door
by Ryan America March 29, 2024
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Back Door Becky

A known woman in the community of downtown Charleston. Most known by the marina. Who in fact likes things in her anal cavities.
“Did you hear back door Becky has a huge collection of butt plugs?”
by Thedeathstar96 July 09, 2023
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carried to the door

The day will finally arrive when you’re “carried to the door."
by mybeccca October 02, 2024
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Garage Door

When you eat a persons ass sideways so you have to lift one ass cheek out of the way like a garage door.
"Bro my girl wanted me to eat her ass while she was laying on her side. I had to give her the garage door treatment"
by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy September 22, 2022
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Nolightz just over dumble doors fence When you walk to someone’s door knock and they answer with they’re dick in they’re hand
Nolightz just over dumble doors fence At the Kebin
by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019
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