Skip to main content

Pulled a Jordan

When you ask a girl that you know if she wants to go out with you and your friends to the pub under the guise of maybe setting her up with one of your friends. Which you aren't so sure if you clearly explained that to her at the start. Only to find out that she thought that you wanted to take her out on a date, and completey blows you and all your friends off because she found out that you in fact have a girlfriend.
Dude what happened to that girl. Oh she found out you had a girlfriend? Did you tell her? Yeah man you totally pulled a jordan.
by MosDawg December 13, 2008
mugGet the Pulled a Jordan mug.

Jordan Howard

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.
by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020
mugGet the Jordan Howard mug.

Jordan

The king of kyle and luke. Kyle and luke are his bitches
Damn, you see that guy walking with kyle and luke. Must be a Jordan
by Kingofkyleandluke November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jordan mug.

Gabby Jordan

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet
“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”
by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 9, 2022
mugGet the Gabby Jordan mug.

Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
mugGet the Jordan Peterson mug.

Pecan pie aka Jordan

Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3
Person 1: who’s Pecan pie aka Jordan?

Person 2: the best person I’ve ever met
by Bird<33 August 31, 2021
mugGet the Pecan pie aka Jordan mug.

Jordan

Loves to get with lasses who are Under age ESPECIALLY LASSES CALLED NIAMH.Jordans think they are IBRA coz of their MAN BUN nad their MASSIVE NOSE. LOVES TO BE A NONCE
Opening youngins legs since the dawn of time, NONCE —JORDANS
by Yi DA IS GEY October 23, 2018
mugGet the Jordan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email