Jimmy

A person that thinks they can roast but is too fucking stupid to realise that they are just using old, recycled roasts from the internet and passing them off as their own. This person is one that you don't want to get into an argument with, as you will probably want to either beat his face in, walk away laughing so hard you'll asphixiate at his stupidness, or die.

Brad: Yo, I met a Jimmy yesterday.
Jim: Really, how the fuck are you still alive.
Brad: I don't know, but the little bastard was so annoying I wanted to either drown, hang myself, shoot myself in the head, or just fucking die.
Jim: Man, that must have been really bad. I feel sorry for you

by DORA IS FUCKING INANE BULLSHIT July 10, 2019

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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.

"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."

"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."

by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024

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