The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
Get the Helping the Brother-in-Lawmug. The worst thing you could possibly say in this time of the world. This phrase will instantly reverse time and remove the person targeted from the universe
Jim: ur mom gay
Bill: ur daddy lesbian
Jim:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur grandpap a trap
Jim:ur sister a mister
Bill: ur brother a mother
Jim *instantly disintegrates* *time altered god isn’t real*
Bill: ur daddy lesbian
Jim:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur grandpap a trap
Jim:ur sister a mister
Bill: ur brother a mother
Jim *instantly disintegrates* *time altered god isn’t real*
by Niggerfaggotretard May 11, 2018
Get the Ur brother a mothermug. An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.
If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that person's eskimo brother.
If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that person's eskimo brother.
Winston, "Hey Kang, we both had sex with Tiff!"
Kang, "We did? That's great, that means we're both eskimo brothers!"
Kang, "We did? That's great, that means we're both eskimo brothers!"
by Winchez July 24, 2024
Get the Eskimo brothermug. by no1ikeu September 18, 2025
Get the brothermug. by 459395 March 28, 2023
Get the Brother's girlmug. <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Worse Than Ur mum gay ur dad lesbian ur granny tranny ur grandpap trap and your sister a mister anyone who uses this insult is considered a godlike being and the lerson you use it against gets sucked into a black hole
Frank: Ur mum gay
Steve: ur dad lesbian
Frank:ur granny tranny
Steve:ur grandpap trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
Steve: dont make me do it frank
Frank:do it pussy
Steve:ur brother a mother
*steve becomes new god while frank is getting turned inside -out in a black hole*
Steve: ur dad lesbian
Frank:ur granny tranny
Steve:ur grandpap trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
Steve: dont make me do it frank
Frank:do it pussy
Steve:ur brother a mother
*steve becomes new god while frank is getting turned inside -out in a black hole*
by ThotAyer May 16, 2018
Get the Ur brother a mothermug.