January 9

The day where you kiss your tallest best friend

Fred. “ hey Jasmine can I kiss you”
Jasmine.” Since it’s January 9th I guess I have to”

by Maclean January 8, 2023

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the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.

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guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*

by i hate you with rainbows January 13, 2023

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7 8 9

The reason why 6 is scared of seven

7 8 9

by Inni84 July 8, 2023

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9/11

A topic of which many fight over the legitimacy of. If you may, you can look at a video covering 9/11 on YouTube, and I'd guarantee you'd find some conspiracy theorists questioning 5 the actuality of this tragic event.

"9/11 is a controversial event."

by CrossingTheFrenchBorder July 28, 2023

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Wrinkled 9-5er

His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off

Check out that Wrinkled 9-5er. I feel for the guy.

by fabioforeign July 31, 2023

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