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Rule of Drinking #1

Open bar is a dangerous game, respect it.

Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.
"Dude they have an open bar at the Christmas party!!!"

"Rule of Drinking #1 man."
by kasairashi December 31, 2011
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Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.
by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020
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1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t

noun: utter, complete, keyboard pattern finding boredom.

Adjective: Utterly, completely, keyboard-pattern-finding-ly bored.
Verb: The act of finding keyboard patterns to attempt to cure boredom. (outdated medicine, does not work).
Quick history:
The word 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t was found by the most bored man ever. He was stranded on a desert island, sometime in the late 20th century. He had with him a computer keyboard, but nothing else. The man was smart, and survived by finding fruit. Eventually, he built a machine that would draw in the sand when he typed on the keyboard. He wrote each day, like a diary, but every day was: Found fruit, slept, found clam, swam, wrote in diary. Eventually, he got so bored that he stopped eating. He sat in front of the keyboard, and typed all day, all night, for 2 days and 2 nights. During this time, he used the keyboard to find patterns. His crown achievement was finding the word :1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t". It was typed by starting on the edges, and typing diagonally down towards the center. When you reached the bottom, you moved your fingers in 1 line, and continued. Eventually, the man died, but not before writing the word down in a bottle and sending it off to sea.
Noun: He has overwhelmed with 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t. Adjective: I am very 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t. Verb: He 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t, but it did not help him with his boredom.
by m00sehead April 26, 2021
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2+2-1

2+2-1 is defined by Big Shaq our lord and savior who died for sins in exodus 2:3-17 in which he exclaimed “2+2 is 4 minus 1 that’s 3, quick maths” or “quick mafs”.
Teacher:
“Timmy can you define the term “Quick Maths”?
Timmy:
“Indeed I can ma’m. The definition of quick maths is 2+2-1.
by Pratricio Frapichino January 4, 2018
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1 kill lol

This refers to when TSM_Hamlinz sucks a lot at the game of Fortnite so he ends the game with 1 or 0 kills
"Chat be actin different they keep saying 1 kill lol because I only have 1 kill" - TSM_Hamlinz
by elpina220 June 4, 2019
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Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent
Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)
by Katsopolis September 4, 2013
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1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed
Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed
by Prologrb October 29, 2020
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