dark

my future

dayum, that is dark

by Calfrappe April 11, 2025

Little Dark Age

Little dark age is a song made by the band MGMT which is about the current political climate of Trump's America

"Little Dark Age is used alot"

by TheUrbanCrafter August 18, 2023

Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special

The act of colouring your marijuana with permanent marker to get a dizzying, xylene- free, buzz- high.

"Hey Nigel, wanna come round mine, hit some chilled Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special?"

"Yeah maaan..."

by Aysh Paysh May 17, 2014

Dark simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.

I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.

by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020

""""Dark humor""""

Mainly used by douchebags that spams slurs, posts non safe for work imagery and such on internet places and passes it off as a joke saying its "dark humor"

Person 1: Did you see the new member of the server?
Person 2: Aw hell no, another racist
Person 1: What do you mean he is funny as hell?
Person 2: What part of spamming the n word is funny?
Person 1: you dont get dark humor
Person 2: That shit isnt dark humor, its """""dark humor"""""

by graphical user interface July 15, 2022

Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015

dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025