Ham-akin

When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions

My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.

by xJediJoker93x December 22, 2022

Ham

To choke at the vital moment. The opposite of clutch.

"he got that girl, but he hammed it in the end"

by Ssike August 4, 2022

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

Ham gobbler

A connoisseur of nice milky hams.

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019

slice of ham

what you say to someone

me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"

by hamfordayzz June 10, 2021

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 5, 2021

Ham Bangle

Another word for the arse muscle or Sphincter

Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well

by Sanddancer June 28, 2012