dear john special

when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.

i was talking to jack and i got the dear john special.

by big daddy fucker1989 May 11, 2023

The capital one special

When a basketball team comes up with a bunch of steals against the opposing team. A direct reference to the capital one slogan: “whats in your wallet”

The Miami Heat hit the Boston Celtics with the capital one special by coming up with 19 steals in game 3 of the eastern conference finals

by kendoobious May 22, 2022

Country Club Special

The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.

Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.

by Miss MannersPA June 27, 2016

Pie Man Special

It's when you invite a nice girl over to your apartment for a romantic evening. You bake her a delicious pie, maybe apple or blueberry. While eating said pie, maybe sip on a creamy alcoholic beverage, such as bailey's or rumchatta. Then you DO IT missionary style while you think about your fantasy football team.

Ryan decided to drop Jay Cutler while giving his girl the "Pie Man Special."

by 182hahahaha December 15, 2017

A special poptard breakfast

A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.

Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".

by queensburykid September 12, 2022

Senitors Special Shower

When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.

- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.

-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.

by Reedski December 6, 2021

Biva Sandwich Special

This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!

" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "

by Siva Biva July 18, 2023