Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

Sausage

Why are you looking up this fucking word. What the hell is wrong with you, you uncultured swine.

"EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING; EGGS, BACON, GRITS. SAUSAGE! I'M A WHITE GIRL AND I STILL TAKE SAUSAGE!"

by Dat Waii November 25, 2018

drop some sausages

Take a shit

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.

by pentozali January 1, 2014

Sausage hawk

Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.

Hey Eddie do you see that sausage hawk over there... Eddie where do you go???

by Lospro85 May 26, 2018

Sausage Nest

Slang for a vagina

Dude she has the loveliest sausage nest of anyone.

by TheJDH September 13, 2018

Filling the sausage

Filling the sausage is when someone takes a fat shit in a condom then uses it as a dildo to cum too.

Mom what the fuck I’m filling the sausage get out

by Sausage filler123456789 February 20, 2024

Sausage smoker

What Adrian and Tristan Tate will be doing for 15-20 years in Romanian ajaill

Hey what those two Tate brothers screaming for Leroy

Well Pete those Romanian Men do not like Pimps

So they teaching them to Smoke Romanian Sausages hence sausage smoker

by wizard word knower June 20, 2023