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Japanese Ham Sandwich

When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.
Sure, one Japanese ham sandwich coming right up!
by polishchicagokurowski July 8, 2011
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Hot Carl Sandwich

Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.
A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.
by cjazzrun June 29, 2010
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hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better
Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out
by wriggleit September 13, 2019
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Super Bowl Sandwich

The accomplishment of an NFL team of winning consecutive Super Bowls without recording a loss in between, thereby having a win streak stretching at least from one season's playoff run until the next Superbowl.
The Green Bay Packers are hungry for a Super Bowl Sandwich.

I wonder if a team will ever go 19 and 0, I don't think a sandwich is possible.
by Philly Phaithful December 6, 2011
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Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.
What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?
by Full Ham Sandwich March 19, 2019
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sandwich making bitches

A female or group of females who devalue tgeir own rights as human beings.
Debbie thinks a woman should get her partner's permission to have an abortion.

Oh, Debbie must be one of those sandwich making bitches.
by TheTash February 15, 2017
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Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”
by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022
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