Donkey Punch

To punch a unsuspecting person in the genitals for no perceived reason.

Your buddy did something stupid and did not realize it. So you donkey punch him in the nuts. So too emphasize stupid is as stupid does.

by The—All—Seeing-Eye January 15, 2014

Punch Line Killer

Someone who says something stupid at the end of a good joke and ruins it for everyone. Replaces the punch line leaving the joke useless.

That was a going to be a good joke, but reagan the punch line killer ruined it.

by Camcollegenow January 31, 2008

Punch bounce back

When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.

Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

punch your ticket

usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission

"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."

by Hashim R. Hathaway October 22, 2007

tongue punch a mudstar

to tongue punch a mudstar is to take your tongue and touch it to the anus in a jabbing motion

(verb) Im going to tongue punch a mudstar when my girlfriend comes over

by DOZ13R February 26, 2009

One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely

"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"

by Madison Square Gardens February 25, 2010

Two Punch Man

One Punch Man but he can destroy anything in 2 hits.

Two Punch Man is sad :(.

by TheAngryNerd May 09, 2019